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Porn Great subject, or not, depending on your view. Yes, porn, not pr0n, prn, whatever, pornography! Porn! Yeah, I see plenty of porn, being on the internet it's just about unavoidable, especially when you're into downloading all sorts of things like media, software, ebooks, etcetera. Even looking for a technical solution I sometimes land on a site including rows of porn ads. But, for me it's also a good supply of reference material as I enjoy drawing beautiful ladies among other things, and luckily there's plenty of photos to be found that inspire artistically inbetween the boring usual stuff. And that's the problem with having an artistic edge. For most(?) people porn is just something to toss to on the crusty couch on a boring saturday evening at home, chewing cheetos, getting a yellow dick. Me, when I see photos I either think the girl's hair looks good, her eyes have a great expression, her body has beautiful flowing curves, or, I get turned off completely because there's something there that bugs me a lot. I don't mind the distraction of the first, but the last... One of those things I don't get at all is what's the deal with high heeled shoes? Especially stilettos. I mean, come on, when you're humping around on a leather couch, or a bed with silk sheets, take those damn things off! You want to rip a hole in my *@*%^# 10.000 buck couch with those sharp things!? Silk or satin sheets, hell, even regular sheets aren't made to withstand those heels pricking and scraping against the cloth. You don't think of that, but watch out sanity when you get a tear in your #$%*& 5 buck stockings! Not to mention whatever might be stuck under it... You carefully prepare your bed with pearly white sheets, fresh from the laundry, smelling of flowers, smooth to the touch.., then she jumps onto it in heat and runs stripes of dogshit, mud, oil, vomit and what else can be found on the streets on them! Quite the turn-on for a hot night, eh? Ladies, if you, or the guy, go through all that trouble of getting off your clothes and that frigging bra with the hook that can only be undone by twisting your fingers into a Gordian knot, you can take the extra 4 seconds taking of the frigging shoes! You want to get your ankles twisted because you can't balance yourself standing up while mister Horndog is busy flattening your ass? Or do that while getting your feet stuck in the couch or the end of the bed? How would you like it if the guy kept his shoes on? Just picture it, tall, dark, muscled, handsome, en hung like a horse, only wearing his black italian designer shoes with matching socks, walking all over your bed and couch. And speaking of the guys, those that keep their shirt or sweater on, are you afraid of getting a cold or what!? Mommy taught you that you had to keep warm, even when you're fornicating that glasses girl in the office as practice to get her a bunch of grandchildren!? Oh wait, I know! It's a new french designer shirt costing the total pay you got for your last porn movie! You just had to show it to everybody. Or maybe it's a new product placement ad for WHEE. It washes your shirts whiter than the fake semen splattered all over the girl's face! One thing Bill Hicks mentioned now we're talking porn anyway, he objected to calling the girls models. In a way I understand, it's not like they're parading up and down the catwalk, showing how to wear the new dildo colours up the ass this summer, or doing a photoshoot with the new trends in leather and rope for S&M this fall. But what else to call them? There's plenty of meaning in the word model, and it covers better than calling them porn actress. Actress implies one can act differently, to be someone you're not. Porn dialog is just a bunch of cheezy pickup lines, no need for qualifications befitting a Shakespeare theatre. Or a Crazy Eddie with his insane prices ad on public tv... You're thinking faking orgasms? Wrong! That's not acting, that's a natural ability inherited by all female creatures on this planet, some guys included. So let's just call them models if that pleases them. It's not like it's not obvious they're not the stick figures dressed up in pieces of clothing stuck together by the most overpriced names in haute couture. These are babes! They represent everything the media industry wants you to think how a real woman looks like, including as much silicon the skin can hold together. Doesn't a zipper under breasts the size of a hot air balloon look so much sexier than the smooth skin and lines of an A or B cup? Talking about movies, when I first had my video rental store membership I went to the porn section and selected a few movies, trying to get some variation between them (okay, it wasn't at first, it was after I watched all scifi/fantasy stuff, I'm a nerd after all!). I think there were 3 movies in total. I finished watching in less than an hour. Boooriiing! No plot, but that's rather obvious, but worse was it was all the same. Well, most of it was anyway. Blowjob, eating pussy, hump from the front, hump from the back, splurt all over. Rince and repeat for the next hour and a half or so. And every scene was done so fast like it had to be compressed in 5 minutes. What happened to nice teasingly slow foreplay? Sensitive penetration instead of drilling like a steamhammer? Enjoying the act of sex instead of rushing it like it was last night's school homework done 5 minutes before the start of class? Adding a bit of romance would be nice, treating the girls like they're part of an experience that gives pleasure to both (or more) parties, not like they're bags to collect the guy's load in. And camera work that doesn't zoom in constantly. Any closer and they might as well stick the camera directly in there, which might actually make it interesting for once. I personally enjoy watching girls, not closeups of labia or a sticky rod shoving between them, nor the humping ass of the actor! Too bad when a decent wide shot is filmed some of the actresses just have to break the fourth wall by staring into the camera. A little while ago I got curious and downloaded a few movies I thought might be interesting. Well, no change from all those years ago. Even the dubbed moaning was still the same! Of course, I'm not the majority, otherwise the movies wouldn't be like that and I don't think I'll get asked to write and direct a porn movie any time soon. Still, it would be nice if something like that was made. Maybe it has, but then I don't have the urge to try to find that needle in the haystack. So you see, there's plenty of things to discuss about porn besides how it's evil and destroys the morality of humanity when they could better spend their time prosecuting those who think differently and kill innocent lives in wars about money. It's a sign of getting older, the time when all that could be seen is what the hormones would allow is gone. How depressing.
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